1. HEY, HOMER!

I try to watch it every night without fail
every one I saw I knew every little detail
sometimes I watch two if the mood is just right
special occasions, 1 in the day, 1 in the night

I try to watch it late at night when I'm stressed
especially on rough days when I feel a little anxious
twice on the weekends if my friends are in town
see, I just love that show especially when no one's around

I'm just like Homer, I'm just trying to get by
I wish that blue haired chic named Marge was my wife
I'm just like Homer, I'm just trying to feel good
cuz being Bart don't feel as good as it should

why is everybody on my case?
why don't you get the heck out of my face
yelling at me, just leave me alone
you're freaking me out, now I gotta watch Homer
I can't keep a thought straight
hey, why is it always on so late?
now I can't remember what...

2. BE YOUR FREEDOM

I don't wanna take you home
but I don't wanna be alone
I don't wanna lose my mind
But I got nothin' left to find

I'm all outta feelin'

I don't wanna be a slave
But I don't have a soul to save
I don't wanna make you cry
But I don't wanna live or die

I'm all outta feelin'

I don't wanna be your hope
I wanna be your freedom

I don't want the life I lead
But I don't have a knife to bleed
I don't wanna know myself
So maybe just tonight you'll make me someone else

3. NEVER EVER GONNA DO DRUGS

no, I donít wanna go
Ďcause Iím just sayiní no
Ďcause I know that I just canít take it

and though itís all in my head
I know Iím better off dead
Ďcause I know that I just canít make it

and though I know that it would
make me feel real good
well I know that Iíll just stay here not feeliní fine

and though Iím lying in pain
the only thing in my brain
is all of these words stuck in my mind

Iím never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

itís not that I am afraid
or that I havenít got paid
just I know that I sure could use it

and if I took all you had
I know I wouldnít be sad
and I know that I wonít abuse it

If I could only refrain
giviní into my brain
well I know that all of my worries would end

and even though I may try
I know Iíll never get high
Ďcause all of these words keep coming again

Iím never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs
I wont do anything
Ďcause my Mom always made me sing
Iím never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

now my Mom says that drugs are bad
I think she's right, and so is Dad
they never get mad, Iím always so glad

4. ALL OUTTA SOAP

my body's stinkin', and it just won't seem to go away
I know I'm thinkin' it'll be back today
ain't got no money, and my life's kinda lame
but that ain't the reason lately I've been going insane

I'm all outta soap, don't think I can cope
I'm all outta soap
don't think I can cope, it's really no joke
I'm all outta soap

I need some help cuz I don't think I'll last another day
I never felt without it I was ok
been thinkin' stinkin', but it's just not the same
cuz the soap's the thing I need to keep from going insane

I'm all outta soap, don't think I can cope
I'm all outta soap
don't think I can cope, it's really no joke
I'm all outta soap

I've got some stinky pits, that smell it just won't quit
that scent is not so  great, I hope you can relate
could use some real good soap, the kind that's on a rope
so I could smell fresh & clean like the Pope

5. YOU

Hi, yeah me, not much, okay
Nothing new, just called to say
Something I meant...it's not important

No, all's well, it's no big deal
Just well, but, um, how I feel
Or something like that...and how's the weather

You know that it's true, but still I've got to say

Today was fine, yeah, how 'bout yours
Yeah, well, no, but there's this story
That I heard...I forgot every word

No, nothing, what's up with you
Nervous me? No, I've been too
Tired to think straight...but it just couldn't wait

You know that it's true, but still I've got to say

Tonight was, um, yeah, it was fun
Yeah, well, no, but, I'm not done
There's more to say...forget it, okay

But before we say goodbye
Let me give it one more try
If it's not too late...I hope it's worth the wait

You know that it's true, I think of
You know that it's true, but still I've got to say too

I don't mind if we just waste time and the sun don't shine
I just wanna be with you
I don't care if we go nowhere and the world ain't fair
I just wanna be with you

6. BOHEMIAN RAP

is this the real life, or is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

because he's easy come & easy go, yo
little high, little low, everybody know

any way the wind blows
doesn't really matter to me, to me

little Homey, I just killed a man
put a gun against his head, that's right
now the little Homey dead, uh!
little Homey, life had just begun
but now I gone and throwed its all away
you know what I'm saying, G, uh!

mama, didn't mean to make you cry
if I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry
ain't nothin' really matter

too late, my time has come
sends shivers down my spine
body's aching all the time
goodbye everybody, I've got to go
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
mama, I don't wanna die
he sometimes wishes he'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnifico

Iím just a poor boy, nobody loves me
heís just a poor boy from a poor family
so spare him his life from this monstrosity
by just sending just $9.95, you can sponsor this child
and give him good food, a happy home...

easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
yo, no way, G, we ain't let you go
let me go!
uh-uh, ain't gonna let you go
let me go!
I told you twice, we ain't let you go
let me go!
NOT!
let me go!
NOT!
just let me go!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

Mama mia,mama mia...
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, canít do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

oh, now, nothing really matters
Anyone can see, man
nothing really matters
nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows....


7. COMING AROUND

it's been so long I know, though sometimes I pretend
cuz it hasn't really been that long since then
it's been so wrong I know, though I didn't intend to be

another song I know, that I'll have to defend
cuz it doesn't make sense, and it probably won't end
but it doesn't make sense, and it never does end for me, but it's comin' around...

 it's comin' around once again, it is...

this one-on-one long ride, 'til you're empty inside
never sounded so good, never sounded alive
cuz the sound when I drowned, hit resound as it ground out the me

still I can't deny, that the moment I fly
when the taste of a breath pulls the death out of I
is the why that defies all the whys that my eyes really see, still it's comin' around...

 I've tried to stop my heart from beating
cuz I weaken when I hear the sound
I know it's comin' around

8. I LOVE TO PICK MY NOSE

I love to pick my nose, I pick my nose
I'm not the kind who blows, I pick my nose
I let it dry a little bit, so it sticks to my fingertip
cuz I love to pick my nose, I pick my nose

right after the show, I pick my nose
driving down the road, I pick my nose
though I see you watching me, I don't care because
I really love to pick my nose, I pick my nose

anytime is pickin' time for me
I love to clean my nasal cavity
but most of all my favorite time to pick
is when, well, I shouldn't say, it's really kinda sick, you see...

I love to pick my nose, I pick my nose
now everybody knows I pick my nose
and if there's nothing stuck up there
I'll just pick my nostril hair
cuz I love to pick my nose, I pick my nose

9. I KNOW SHE'S UGLY (but she's still my mom)

she's got a little extra weight and her teeth are out of place
kinda dresses like my granny back in 1968
she wears too much makeup, and her hair's in a bun
but the real ugly moms always have more fun

she's got a bun in the oven, and she bakes alot of bread
and she washes all my socks, and she tucks me into bed
people say she's dumb, but I say she's smarter
cuz the real ugly moms always try real harder

ugly's just a state of mind
cuz you don't see her face when she's chasing you from behind

10. I CAN'T STOP

I think about you and I start to smile
that only lasts for a little while
I write a different ending in my mind
and watch that movie every day & night

I canít stop thinking about you, now that itís over

I see you smile and it makes me sad
how did I ever let it get so bad
I hear you laughing and it makes me cry
I wonder if you ever wonder why

I canít stop thinking about you, now that itís over

I donít know why I thought youíd care
I guess I always thought you would be there
but since I havenít changed a bit
I guess you wouldnít really give a...

11. CALL ME

when everything crumbles
when everything falls
when everyone stumbles and tears at your walls
when every day seems like the next one is too far away

when every day's sorrow
when every day's pain
when every tomorrow brings nothing but rain
when every day seems like youíre lost, you can't find your way

just call me and I'll be there

if all of your worries
if all of your fears
if all off your hurries bring nothing but tears
if every step forward takes you farther back than before

if no one's around you
if no one can stand
if no one steps forward and holds out their hand
if anytime you think it's over, you can't take no more

just call me and I'll be there

if everyone's left and
when everything's gone
if no one's behind you to carry you on
when everything hurts so much you wish it all would just end

when everything's problems
if it's all your fault
when everything's open I'll cover it all
if you feel you're here all alone, I'm always your friend

just call me and I'll be there

12. MEDICATE

look at me, Iím happy as can be
medicate is the way
itís the way Iíll make it through another day

an end to my confusion, but it takes away the best of me
and in my medís delusion, Iím not even really happy

medicate! medicate!
I donít really care if it makes me feel numb,
it makes me feel dumb,
just make me look like I am having fun

wanna be just like, so happy
medicate is the way
itís the way to make the sad face gone today

an end to my confusion, but it takes away the best of me
and in my medís delusion, Iím not even really happy

medicate! medicate!

an end to my confusion, but it takes away the best of me
a chemical illusion that Iím in too far to see, so

medicate! medicate!

13. SWEETS & TREATS

I hope that I don't make you feel uncomfortable
so I'll apologize in advance
cuz I've been thinking about tasting something wonderful
ever since I saw you with that bag

I wanna eat some snacks
I wanna eat sweets & treats with you
I wanna eat some snacks, eat some snacks

now maybe this is something you're not used to
may I suggest another flavored kind?
cuz this is something that I feel I have to chew
every since I saw your's looked better than mine

I wanna eat some snacks
I wanna eat sweets & treats with you
I wanna eat some snacks, eat some snacks

please, won't you please bring me nachos with real cheese
cuz I've been waiting, salivating ever since I've seen your snacks

14. THE WAY IT GOES

youíve been a friend and more
but then you closed the door
and Iím still out here waiting

I thought this thing would last
but now itís all in the past
and Iím still out here hating

itís some surprise Ďcause Iím not a jealous guy
no, thatís not really me
but thereís no disguise when I look in your eyes
someoneís who I want to be, but

thatís the way it goes

and after all of this time
the only thing in my mind
is just a question of why

and though Iím left here with doubt
the thing that I figured out
is that Iím not your kind of guy

I really wish that something like this
didnít happen to you and me
Ďcause itís first on my list of the things that I miss
is who you and I used to be, but

thatís the way it goes

15. OUT OF TIME

Iím cominí back someday, I hope itís you I find
if I can find my way, Ďcause now Iím out of time and I am out of time

remember the smiles we shared when you still thought smiles could not be there?
remember the dreams that tell Ďbout the days before, when we knew us well?

forgive all the whyís that break you, forgive all the lies that take you
forgive of yourself for sure Ďcause

Iím cominí back someday, I hope itís you I find
if I can find my way, Ďcause now Iím out of time and I am out of time

forever is where we met though it seems too far of a where to get
forever is there I bet but you wonít see ours if you dare forget

forgive all the whyís that break you, forgive all the lies that take you
forgive of yourself for sure Ďcause

Iím cominí back someday, I hope itís you I find
if I can find my way, Ďcause now Iím out of time and I am out of time

nothiní like youíve seen before, everything and even more
I know my way to there itís true but I canít take that step for you
all the light youíve never had but can you finish being sad?
youíll only know by letting go

Iím cominí back someday, I hope itís you I find
if I can find my way, Ďcause now Iím out of time and I am out of time

nothiní like youíve seen before, everything and even more
I know my way to there itís true but I canít take that step for you
all the light youíve never had but are you finished being sad?
you only know by letting go........

whatís a life worth living for if you donít walk though every door?
all you need is what you have but still you never hear you laugh
everyone will leave itís true but is it worth not knowing who?
you only know by letting go.......

Iím cominí back someday, I hope itís you I find
if I can find my way, I hope itís you I find
Ďcause now Iím out of time and I am out of time, yes, I am out of time.

16. OUTTA MY HEAD

The lights are coming on I'm fading fast
The night before is just a moment past
I tried so hard to make the moment last
But the spin is starting and I think I'm gonna crash

Feel the pain coming 'round, no relief to be found
See the walls crashing down
Gotta hold 'em up till I can change my luck
And I'm feeling like my soul's just been hit by a truck

I think I'm gonna need a little remedy
I'm begging down on my hands and knees
Please take me outta my head

Today's much darker than the day before
And I find that time makes my mind sore
So I think I'm gonna need just a little more

To take me outta my head

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide my need
Nobody here to hear nobody plead
No way to stop, no way to make me see
And there's no time to crave, no time to stave the bleed

17. THE DOOR JAM

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
girl, we couldn't get much higher

c'mon baby, light my fire
c'mon baby, light my fire
try to set the night on fire

the time to hesitate is through
no time to wallow in the mire
try now we could only lose
and our love become a funeral pyre