1. COME & GO
this one isnít gonna hurt you
this one isnít gonna make you think
this one ainít gonna be around for long
but itíll keep you company

until you find what youíve been
until you find what youíve been looking for
until you find what youíve been
you find what you think youíve been looking for

could have been the best but youíll never know
itís just another come & go

this one lacks sophistication
this one lacks something you really need
this one ainít got no hint of imagination
itís just a plain & simple inbetween

until you find what youíve been
until you find what youíve been looking for
until you find what youíve been
you find what you think youíve been looking for

could have been the best but youíll never know
itís just another come & go

you never really even cared for this one
you didnít even give it a chance
you had it in your mind to mess with this one
you had it in your mind it wasnít gonna last

cuz this one doesnít have the feeling
but this oneís gonna have to do

2. REAL COOL SONG
this was supposed to be a real cool song
about smokiní pot or gettiní high, or something like that
but I donít remember, I canít remember how it goes
cuz I got too stoned

the only thing I can remember about the first verse
is trying to find a pen but came across a joint first
now Iím looking for a pen and a lighter

I found a Bic, but not the kind that you can write with
I canít write the words down, but at least now I can light this
now Iím a stoner and a bad songwriter

this was supposed to be a real cool song
about smokiní pot or gettiní high, or something like that
but I donít remember, I canít remember how it goes
cuz I got too stoned

forgot about this song, got sidetracked by the T.V.
some old Clint Eastwood flick, but acted out by monkeys
it wasnít even on B.E.T.

I could be getting filthy rich by faking it like Creed did
Iíd believe in God if he could make me feel like weed did
or make me speak in tongues like Bobby T. (Tilton)

this was supposed to be a real cool song
about smokiní pot or gettiní high, or something like that
but I donít remember, I canít remember how it goes
cuz I got too stoned

3. NASHVILLE
thinkiní Ďbout a road trip, have a little side kick
headiní down South to a place Iíve never been yet
a little Southern twang sounds good to me

but the desertís calling me back
and Iíve been working really hardon that
but itís been kinda dry and a little too high for me

Tennessee looks great, I can hardly wait...damn!

now Iím stuck with you and you donít wanna do what I wanna do
I shoulda gone to Nashville
weíre almost outta beer and it seems like you donít want me here
I shoulda gone to Nashville

what was I thinkiní, too much drinkiní
jumped into a car with the girl who wasnít singiní
this duet ainít got no harmonies

now the cactus shriveled up
cuz the desertís too fucked up
shoulda gone with the one with the two nice melodies

Tennessee looks great, but I think itís too late

now Iím stuck with you and you donít wanna do what I wanna do
I shoulda gone to Nashville
weíre almost outta beer and it seems like you donít want me here
I shoulda gone to Nashville

Tennessee looked great, but now itís much too late...damn!

now Iím stuck with you and you donít wanna do what I wanna do
I shoulda gone to Nashville
and now weíre outta beer and I don't think you want me here
I shoulda gone to Nashville

4. STOP PLAYIN' AROUND WITH MY HEART
all this time we had, some of it good but most of it bad
every time I said that Iím not happy so I must be sad
give it time, you said so we can work to make it better
but this time instead I know we shouldnít be together

I try to run away, you turn and make me stay
now I just wanna say stop playing around with my heart
I try to get away, you always make me stay
now I just wanna say stop playing around with my heart

back to yes then no we never finish anything, so
back & forth we go never wanting anyone else to know
but this time Iím sure Iím never gonna come back to you
cuz if timeís the cure, you were all of the time I can do

I canít even say the words I wanna say
stop playing around with my heart
I canít even say the words I gotta say
stop playing around with my heart

5. COLD HEARTED BASTARD
ďIím really sorry that you blew it,Ē she said
and then the line went dead
I stood there silent for a minute
but I canít recall if I felt anything

if Iím just wasting your time
you said it would be the right
thing to let you know
if I donít feel the same
does that leave me to blame
just 'cause my feeling never grows

I wanna fall in love with you, but I canít
cuz Iím a cold hearted bastard
and I wanna feel the way you do, but I canít
cuz Iím a cold hearted bastard
ainít no changiní me

itís kinda funny how you wanted me to change everything Iíd been
after your expectations clouded images created in your head
you felt the same as me at first
but now itís bringing out my worst

never try to understand it
always come up empty handed
beg and plead, even demand it
ainít no changiní...

6. DUNCE
sheís so dumb and doesnít even know it
she's so dumb and doesn't even...

I canít even find the words to describe how dumb, I shouldnít even try
all you gotta do is hear her laugh
or see her walking by

everybody knows who weíre talking about
yet she ainít got a clue
& if youíre having trouble trying to figure it out,
well then maybe itís about you, too

sheís so dumb and doesnít even know it
she's so dumb and doesn't even...

sheís a fucking dunce!

7. DANGEROUS
he feels women are all the same
he feels women are all to blame
for the way he feels

he feels theyíre a waste of time
they say dumb things then they change their minds
but I donít really think he believes itís true
he just never met a girl like you

I feel youíre a bit different
and I feel you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel you donít meet many like you feel
you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

he feels women are all messed up
he feels women are all pissed off
at the way he feels

he feels when thereís nothing wrong
they still keep bitchiní all night long
but I donít really think he believes itís true
he just never met a girl like you

I feel youíre quite different
and I feel you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel you donít meet many like you feel
you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel youíre so different
and I feel you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

I feel you donít meet many like you feel
you could be dangerous
cuz I like you, and I want to...

8. SO HAPPY
you, she said, are in my head
you make something inside me sing
Iíd like for you to stay awhile
when youíre around my face just smiles, cuz

you make me so happy
now before you go, I just wanted you to know
that you make me so happy
I know it's just your way, but you brighten up every single day

you, said she, are good for me
the kind of friend that never ends
it doesnít matter where Iíve been
when youíre around my face just grins, cuz

you make me so happy
now before you go, I just wanted you to know
that you make me so happy
I know it's just your way, but you brighten up every single day

you make me so happy
you're more than just alright, cuz you take away every lonely night
you make me so happy
it's not the things you do, more the way your are, more the way of you

9. SAME OLD SHIT
I never wanted to be lonely
I had a fear of being lonely...then came you
I thought that you had come & saved me
but instead you rearranged my point of view

and now Iím outta here
donít even try to stop me
Iím really outta here
Iím better off alone than with you

cuz itís the same old shit everyday
itís just the same old shit everyday
you try to look at it in a different
but itís the same old shit everyday

it wasnít you I fell in love with
turns out that I had fallen in love with a part of you
the only part I could relate to
the part that didnít irritate me through & through

and now Iím outta here
donít even try to stop me
Iím really outta here
Iím better off alone than with you

cuz itís the same old shit everyday
itís just the same old shit everyday
you try to look at it in a different
but itís the same old shit everyday

too much drama,
and the bitchiní never ending
shut your condescending mouth!

cuz itís the same old shit everyday
itís just the same old shit everyday
you try to look at it in a different
but itís the same old shit everyday

10. FIDDY WAYZ
don't make me smack you up side your heads, I said to he
dis shit be easy if you just logicize with me, White Mike, nigga!
I wants to help you, give you stremph so you'z be free'z
there must be fiddy wayz to leave da mutha of yer childrens

I said you really should be havin' betta poon
furtherwise, yer bitch's pussy be stankin' up da room
but I tellz ya once again, juz tryin' to help you 'scape yer doom
there must be fiddy wayz to leave da mutha of yer childrens

just smoke up some crack, Jack
go fuck her best friend, Ken
no, make it her mom, Tom
den watch da bitch flee
tell her shut da fuck up, Chuck
den go an' get fucked up
den snort up a ki', G
and drink a 40!

I said White Mike don't like to see his niggaz in such pain
we need to get ridda dat ho, get you some new pussy
an' try to make you smile again,
he said he appreciate dat, and would I please oratain 'bout da fiddy wayz

I said yo, why don't we just sleep on dat shiznizzle tonight
and I beliez in da A.M., you'z begin to see da light
then I fist him, and he realize White Mike is always right!
there must be fiddy wayz to leave da mutha of yer childrens

11. STOP THINKIN'
things get messy in a hurry
when I start to worry
I just canít get it out of my mind
once my head gets deeper in it
it happens in a minute
it happens to me every time

I donít know when, but I know I can
gimme 20 minutes and Iíll try again

it only happens when I think
so Iím thinkiní that Iím not gonna think no more

I canít find a reason for it
Iím trying to ignore it
I just keep trying to trick myself
but once I feel my head a-squishiní
then I start a-wishiníthat I could disconnect myself

I donít know when, but I know I can
gimme 20 minutes and Iíll try again

it only happens when I think
so Iím thinkiní that Iím not gonna think no more

trying not to think about it
makes me think I'm thinking even more...
no more!  more!  no more!

stop...stop thinkin'

13. HAPPY
I treat you so wonderful
you treat me like Iím a piece of shit
I think you are beautiful
you think that I am full of it

and I donít even know how I feel anymore
I canít imagine what Iíd be without you

happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy

the difference between happiness & living hell
I donít know what it is
weíve been together for so long
Iíve come to learn itís just the way it is

and I donít even care how I feel anymore
I canít imagine what Iíd be without you

happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy

if somebody told me that youíd gone & died
would I smile, laugh or cry, I just canít decide
cuz I donít even know if I feel anymore
I still canít imagine what Iíd be without you

happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy...what would I be without you?
happy

15. THE MOST BORING DAY OF MY LIFE
this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

Sunday morning, still awake
all night long you made me wait
you didnít even call to say
that you werenít coming home

I cannot eat, I cannot sleep
I canít stand to be without you
nothing to do, I canít even move
time stands still without you

this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

my second chances have run out
but I keep trying to figure out
why I keep thinking youíre about
to say youíre coming home

now Iím alone in our old home
I canít stand to be without you
nothing to do, I still canít move
time stands still without you

this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

itís alright, Iíll be ok
in about a million days
or as soon as to my face
you say youíre not coming home

nothing to do but think of you
I canít stand to be without you
tonight will be eternity
cuz time stands still without you

this...
this has got...
got to be
the most boring day of my life

17. PRETENDING
it doesnít seem to be the way the dream I dreamed itíd be
the circus never came to take me away
I thought Iíd never see the me thatís staring back at me
without a truth to anything I say

thereís been a fool knocking on the back of my heart
I'm just a prisoner of me
I wanna take me apart

and now how do I know, how do I feel
when I've been pretending all that's real
now how do I go, how do I stay
when I've been pretending all the way

the game I always play to take the truth and hide away
what you believe or not means nothing to me
the things I always say
the way I laugh and make you play along with my line, thatís the way it must be

I've been a fool knockin' on the back of my heart
I've been a prisoner of me
somebody take me apart