1. HEY MOM, I SMOKE POT
hey mom, yeah I smoke pot
yeah mom, I kinda do it a lot
though it may not be good for you itís something I like to do
so I thought you should know itís true I smoke pot

well I told my mom not so long ago I think thereís something you should know
for a long time now Iíve been smokiní dope it helps me chill, yeah, it helps me cope
I canít explain it any better than it makes me feel fine
itís not my fault that thereís a law that says Iím doing a crime
I wonít be stealing for the feeling just to cop me a dime
itís just a hobby and the body that Iím using is mine

(chorus)

well, I took my Mom out to Amsterdam to see the stoner Holy Land
she watched me smoke it again & again she even went inside and bought me a gram
of hash I canít remember what she put in my hand
all I rememberís thinking ďdamn, Momís buying me a gramĒ
she watched me roll it, smoke it, toke it, pass it down to my friends
and in a while I saw a smile that told me she understands

(chorus)

donít understand why people do what they do hiding from their folks, blowing hits through a toilet paper tube
the bell rings, itís their mom, so hide the stash & hide the bong, running around the house like their doing something wrong
I got a bit of taste, I got a bit of grace, itís not like Iím sitting there blowing hits in my Momís face
ainít like it was before, you ainít a kid no more just tell your Mom the score

(chorus)

 

2. ONE HIT WONDER
I tried to tell you this before, that you donít need anymore
now youíre gonna spend your whole night sleeping on the floor
with your head by the bowl cuz you thought you were a pro
but by now I hope you know what I got in my bag
ainít the same dirty schwag youíve been smoking with your dad
it ainít like Iím trying to brag, itís just something you ainít had
when youíre drinking you ainít thinking now you feel the room spinning
and your head starts sinking

aww, shit, you took another hit and now youíre gonna get all fucked up and lose it
one hit, and then you shoulda quit cuz now youíre gonna get all fucked up and lose it

cuz itís the one hit wonder, one hit yeah, itís the one hit wonder, just one hit

I tried to tell you this before, ask the boys from Suppercore
they even put it in a song that my shit is too strong
and it lasts way too long, either from a joint or bong
so next time donít act so tough, cuz one hit is enough
when you puff the good stuff, so donít try to call my bluff
there ainít no way youíre gonna win when you see the porcelain
bowing down to it again, then your head starts to spin
you wonder when itís gonna end

(chorus)

 

3. SOMEBODY IíM NOT
it's just so plain to see, you look so good to me
just don't know how to act or who I'm supposed to be
I'll give you anything, I'll promise you a ring
but pretty soon you're gonna hate my everything

ain't got no money, aintí got no time
ainít got no reason that you should be mine
me & my music itís all I got
but I canít help being somebody Iím not

so whatcha wanna do? maybe a night or two?
I'll take you around the world & say I love you, too
I always will be true, we never will be through
don't listen to the things your friends keep telling you

(chorus)

you are the only one when we are having fun
but pretty soon youíre gonna find out that I'm done
it's just a game to me, and soon you're gonna see
that everything I told youís just a fantasy

 

4. WHAT IíM DOING?
I donít know how I should see you
I donít know how I should be with you
I donít know how to explain you
I donít know how to not blame you

I donít know how I should feel for you
I donít know how to be real with you
I donít know how I can trust you
I donít know how to not bust you

I donít know how many times Iíve tried before
I donít know if maybe I should try some more
I donít know if Iíll be different here with you
I donít know just what it is Iím supposed to do

itís all just history
coming back around to see
the way things are supposed to be
make myself keep telling me

this kind of thing has happened before
and though itís happened before
I donít know what the hell Iím doing

I donít know if I can do this
I donít know how to get through this
I donít know if Iím ok here
I donít know how I can stay here

I donít know if youíre just fooling me
I donít know how to not pull a flee
I donít know if I relate to you
I donít know how to not hate you

I donít know how much of me that I should show
I donít know how much of you I really know
I donít know if thereís a way this can be done
I donít know the way to know if youíre the one

I don't know how many times it's gonna take
I don't know if I'm just in a big mistake
I don't know if anyone can figure out
I don't know what all of this is all about

I donít know --should I believe in you
I donít know --should I be leaving you

 

5. POWDER
taking time to change my mind each and every day
but every time I find Iíve been a rhyme and it takes my breath away
locked out, blocked out, canít take another day
I gotta find the time to change my mind yeah I got to find a way

I want to get a break and get away to my escape

I hit the powder things get louder and I feel so fine
hit the powder and the power makes me lose my mind
hit the powder and I flower with my eyes so wide
hit the powder and it showers me with good times

one hit and you just canít quit but the first oneís still the best
a little more you sweat from every pore and you still donít wanna rest now
come down, turn around, get up and take the test and
then you fly on by and youíre so high the sky looks up impressed

 

6. EXIT 420
just come along,
Iíll take you to a place that I know where I go
that I think you will really like
itís not that long,
a pretty easy drive to survive
any day on your way down the road of life
I know the way,
Iíve been there many times, thereís no lines,
everyoneís having fun and theyíre feeling high
youíll wanna stay,
but youíll be coming back and the fact is
itís best just to rest for a little while

itís everywhere, but donít wait for me cuz Iím already there

exit 420, thatís where youíll find me
rolling up and burning one and hanginí with my buddies
just wait and see, you wonít believe
exit 420 is a place youíll never, ever wanna leave

itís not too far,
a cool place to get off, you might cough,
but I swear you wonít care in a little while
donít need a car,
youíll be a bit surprised, youíve arrived,
and itís best not to drive, soon youíll realize
you should slow down,
the exitís coming up and itís tough
not to pass, if youíre fast you might go right by
pull over now,
itís 4:20 again and my friend,
thatís a sign that itís time to be feeling high

itís everywhere, but donít wait for me cuz Iím already there
itís everywhere, a cool place to be where you donít have a care

 

7. UNDER THE TABLE
that hair, that stare, try not to take it if you dare
letís go, I know, what youíll be doing after the show
donít care about where, just know I wanna take you there
weíll sweat, donít fret, I wonít tell anyone we met

meet me under the table, when you think the timeís right
meet me when you are able, either day or night
meet me under the table, just between you and I
meet me under the table, I wanna make you fly

one time? I donít mind, weíll see after youíve had my kind
we meet, so sweet, canít stand the fire from the heat
once more before we have to head on out the door
again, Ďtil then, just you and I will know the end

 

8. PART OF SOMETHING
another story Ďbout how everyoneís adoring you
but all your stories are so boring cuz theyíre never true
you went backstage and were the rage and everybodyís friend
but Iím afraid itís all just made up in your head again

everybody wants to be a part of something
but your something really seems like nothing at all
try and try so hard to be a part of something
but your something really seems like nothing at all

that time you took a trip and met that chick, some movie star
then really quick some stupid shit Ďbout how you wrecked her car
and then that time you scored a dime, some chronic KGB
as I recall we smoked it all, it was just stems and seeds

why you always gotta be saying something?
why you always gotta keep going on?
why you always gotta keep saying dumb things?
why is everything you say just so damn wrong?

 

9. YOU DID IT AGAIN
stuck in the middle of nowhere, waiting for no one
canít do nothing but sit and think
about why this shit keeps happening again and again

took a chance, took a chance, took a chance chance
on something that you know that you couldnít even get
if you were twenty years old with a million dollars in your hand

you did it again, you did it again,
you really did it again you really fucked yourself this time

you shoulda listened to me, you shoulda listened to them
you shoulda listened to anybody but yourself
cuz youíre the only one who couldnít see whatís going on

make a change, make a change, make a change change
gotta stop that thought before it ever begins
you put yourself in that position again youíre getting fucked again

 

10. IN GOD WE TRUST
god is my shield behind I hide
the louder I preach the more I lie
I use His words to cover my actions
& blame my faults on your reactions

His grace & will I claim as mine
I'd go to war if deemed devine
I'll spoil no child, I'll spare no rod,
I'll strike you dead in the name of god!

Question Everything! I'm supposed to follow you?
Question Everything! Why don't you follow me?
Question Everything! I'm supposed to pay the dues?
Question Everything! I'm not a fuckin' sheep...
QUESTION EVERYTHING!

I fear not you have one, too
yourís must be false for mine be true
if you defy I'll strike with shame
& crucify you in his name

this book you say wrote by his hand,
some words his, yes, all changed by man,
and if his words could be perceived
so could the Beast, so masked, impede

Question Everything! I'm supposed to follow you?
Question Everything! Why don't you follow me?
Question Everything! Shut up & pay the dues?
Question Everything! Yea, as I walk through the valley of the shadow of life, I am pensive...
QUESTION EVERYTHING!

Fear for me not as one lost soul
I embrace love and not control
Instead of filling shrines with wealth
I'd rather just think for myself

my god has given me a gift
an inner voice to cause a rift
between myself & those
who lust to be ordained IN GOD WE TRUST!

 

11. EPIC NO MORE
Iím having trouble trying to figure it out
donít really understand what it is all about
just when I think I got it, thatís when I get confused

you made something of nothing, and I did, too

if I could see maybe I would believe
if I could feel maybe then I wouldnít leave
just when it comes together thatís when it falls apart

you made something of nothing, and I did, too

I just want it all,
I really want it all,
I just want it all
I really, really want it but I just canít have it all

itís right above me but itís just underneath
itís in my face but itís just right out of reach

you made something of nothing...

 

12. JERKINí OFF
when we first met I thought I'd get
you in my bed, inside my head
thoughts were reeling, all these feelings
I had to take myself a break

it's not the same but it feels that way
the kind of thing I do every day
I kinda like the way you make me feel like jerking off
it's still something that I like to do
but there's a difference between me & you
it's kinda sorta true you make me feel like jerking off

often we'd meet those nights so sweet
passion, fire, such desire
time starts fading, lust's persuading
kinda scary, ordinary

it's not the same but it feels that way
the kind of thing I do every day
I kinda like the way you make me feel like jerking off
it's still something that I like to do
but there's a difference between me & you
it's kinda sorta true you make me feel like jerking off

things ainít the way that they used to be
you best amuse me or youíre gonna lose me
donít wanna deal with your bullshit
donít wanna deal with your mental health
donít wanna deal with "what are ya thinking?"
cuz now you feel just like myself

it's not the same but it feels that way
the kind of thing I do every day
Iím not liking the way you make me feel like jerking off
it's still something that I have to do
now there's no difference between me & you
it's kinda sad but true you make me feel like jerking off

 

13. IíM IN TROUBLE
looks like I did it again,
maybe this time it's the end
don't think that I can pretend anymore

what in the hell did I do?
I really don't have a clue
how much more of this could you have in store?

well I can see you talking to me
but I can't hear you making any sense
you keep on saying that I am guilty
but you ain't got no evidence

Iím in trouble, and I donít know why

you started throwing a fit,
you made up some crazy shit,
now you want me to admit my disgrace

don't know what you think you know,
I'm pretty sure it ain't so,
at least I won't let it show on my face

 

14. WASTING TOGETHER
I was there when you wanted me
and I was glad that you wanted to be with me
we both didnít want anyone
who wanted anything more than company

and itís true I really liked you,
and I knew you really liked me, too
whatever it was, whatever it is

you were wasting your time, I was wasting my mind
but we were wasting together
meant something different to you, meant something different to me
but we were wasting together

though I had other things to do
I was always good to you,
kinda like a best friend

and though we knew it wouldnít last
oh, we both kept coming back,
whatever we were doing

and itís true I really liked you,
and I knew you really liked me, too
whatever it was, whatever it is

you were wasting your time, I was wasting my mind
but we were wasting together
meant something different to you, meant something different to me
but we were wasting together

you were wasting your time, I was wasting my mind
but we were wasting together
it didnít matter to you, it didnít mean much to me that we were wasted

sometimes I find
pictures of you in my mind
wondering if/when
I might get to see you again
though it seems I donít try
to keep in touch with you sometimes
do you think you
would ever waste with me again?

 

15. THOUGHTS
here I go again
wondering how it ends
before it even starts to begin

trying to think it through
trying to think whatís true
trying to think about me & you
and I donít know what to do

I never thought too much of love
but if I did it would be you
that Iíd like to say it to
but then I start to think that I
I never did too good with love
and if I get too close to you
well thereís a chance we will be through
still I hope there will be a ďyou & IĒ

do I break me down
do I take me Ďround
to a place Iíve never found

can I find a way
oh, can I find the day
that I finally make me stay
or am I lost to yesterday?

I canít live forever with just me and no one else
can I stay together with someone besides myself
Iím gonna need a little help

 

16. PROBLEM
got a date, canít wait to see how it ends
we had a good time, fine wine, dinner with friends
it was going well but I can tell something was strange
she kept dropping hints, imprints of someone deranged

we kept going, drinks flowing but before we were through
I stopped by to say hi to a girl that I knew
as we talked up she walked and said ďthis is my guyĒ
itís been fun, gotta run was all I could reply well,

I can already see that this is gonna be a problem
and by the look in your eyes I see thereís gonna be a problem

downtown, all around, searching the night
Iíve gotta find me the kind thatíll make me feel right
she was on her own, all alone, looking at me
and through the haze I gazed back, something to see

it was fast paced, what a race, back to her place
we had a good time, so fine, and I got a taste
still in bed when she said ďI think I love youĒ
no, another psycho, what did I do?

 

17. AZZ GO BOOM
Iíll make your azz go boom
Iíll make your azz go boom, boom
Iíll make your azz go boom, boom, boom
I'll make your azz go...

yo, mutha fucka, I tellz ya what
dis bitch right here got a real nice butt
da kinda azz I likes to see
bent over right straight in fronta me

I go cheek to cheek and get it nice & wet
spank dat shit so hard, make surez you wonít forget
hit dat azz like a bass drum
then fill it up wit cum

(chorus)

now my dick ainít huge but it ainít dat small
big e-fuckin-nough to make you do the lizard crawl
I ainít talkiní no donkey punch
just my dick wants to see what you had for lunch

hey, donĎt pretend you donít like it like dat
I can tell by da way you be shakiní dat azz
spread dem cheeks like da ho you iz
Iíll fill it up wit giz

Iíll make your azz go boom like you wonít believe
I'll make your azz go boom, bitch, youíll be shittiní cum for a week boom boom boom all fuckiní night you wonít forget my name (WHITE MIKE!)