2. YOU DONíT LOVE ME ANYMORE

I can't believe it's come to this

I can't count how many things I'm gonna miss

are you sure that I can't change your mind?

I would do anything if I had the time

you don't love me anymore

you don't love me anymore

you donít love me anymore

now I need you even more

you don't love me anymore

it's just like you don't even care

the way you're leaving me just isn't fair

I never loved you from the start

but your not loving me is breaking my heart

you donít love me anymore

it sure was nice to have you here

to clean up after me, and bring me my beer

guess now I'll have to find a job

or find some other girl to become my mom

3. A LITTLE FUCKED UP

take a look at me is it what you see

or is it something, someone else but me instead?

tell me could it be the very sight of me

reminds you of that someone else inside your head?

everybodyís just a little fucked up

everybodyís got somethiní wrong with their head

everybodyís just a little fucked up

Iím fucked, youíre fucked, weíre all fucked up

take a look around, tell me what youíve found

is there someone, somewhere out there who is grounded?

or can it really be that everyoneís like me?

and nothiní comes out how it sounded,

the way you found it turned around, and

always changing never rearranging

never changing always rearranging

4. JUST GOT LAID

itís off to work, do my job

itís no big deal, no, itís no problem, Iím on my way

get to the day, Iím off with no delay

get to the road moviní slow

but Iím just goiní with the flow, Iím on my way

I have to say you canít get to me today Ďcause

I just got laid

ainít got a care in the world today Ďcause

I just got laid

step to the beat, smile and greet

to everybody that I meet, Iím on my way

itís all ok, Iím ready come what may

my day is done, have some fun

go out and play with everyone, Iím on my way

and I might stay, could be my lucky day

I just got laid

ainít got a care in the world today Ďcause

I just got laid

all my stress now is less

all I feel is just happiness

if and when this feeling ends

all I need is to do it again

5. HIGH

I donít decide where to fly

but I know that Iím free there

I look in my eyes and itís no big surprise

the red sky that I see there

all of my dreams fade into scenes

and suddenly wash over me

I head to the sky where my head gets to fly

and suddenly Iím feeliní free

Iím high and I like it

I donít mind stayiní inside

Ďcause I know that Iím free there

I look in my eyes and theyíre so open wide

that I know itís just me there

I open my mind and the place that I find

far away from this place that Iíve been

I head to the sky where my head gets to fly

and suddenly Iím free again

Iím high and I like it this way

all of the things that my soul wants to sing

cominí out me so strong and so fast

I head to the sky where my head gets to fly

and suddenly Iím free at last

Iím high and I like it

...and it feels so free to be this way

6. THE WAY IT GOES

youíve been a friend and more

but then you closed the door

and Iím still out here waiting

I thought this thing would last

but now itís all in the past

and Iím still out here hating

itís some surprise Ďcause Iím not a jealous guy

no, thatís not really me

but thereís no disguise when I look in your eyes

someoneís who I want to be, but

thatís the way it goes

and after all of this time

the only thing in my mind

is just a question of why

and though Iím left here with doubt

the thing that I figured out

is that Iím not your kind of guy

I really wish that something like this

didnít happen to you and me

Ďcause itís first on my list of the things that I miss

is who you and I used to be, but

thatís the way it goes

7. NEVER EVER GONNA DO DRUGS

no, I donít wanna go

Ďcause Iím just sayiní no

Ďcause I know that I just canít take it

and though itís all in my head

I know Iím better off dead

Ďcause I know that I just canít make it

and though I know that it would

make me feel real good

well I know that Iíll just stay here not feeliní fine

and though Iím lying in pain

the only thing in my brain

is all of these words stuck in my mind

Iím never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

itís not that I am afraid

or that I havenít got paid

just I know that I sure could use it

and if I took all you had

I know I wouldnít be sad

and I know that I wonít abuse it

If I could only refrain

giviní into my brain

well I know that all of my worries would end

and even though I may try

I know Iíll never get high

Ďcause all of these words keep coming again

Iím never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

I wont do anything

Ďcause my Mom always made me sing

Iím never ever ever never ever ever gonna do drugs

now my Mom says that drugs are bad

but she gets high and so does Dad

theyíre always so glad, Iím always so sad

8. BANGINí AW DA HOís

everybody knows I like banginí aw da hoís

gettiní drunk, gettiní stoned, gettiní bitches on my bone

a 40 in my left, and a fatty in my right

gettiní drunk, gettiní stoned justa banginí aw da hoís

eríbody know what I likes ta do

banginí aw da hoís and da bitches, too

gettiní fucked up and gettiní down

gettiní some pussy and leaviní town

hit another city, do another show

gettiní aw shitty wit another ho

take another hit, then suck my dick

then grab yo shit, and get the fuck out my face, bitch

eríbody know what I likes ta do

slamminí dat pink til itís black and blue

spankiní Q-tipsha wit da ghetto butt

but her pussy too big, so I doop dat slut

stab another ho, and spark some moí hash

do another show so I can find some new gash

bang dat bitch in da back of da van

den kick her ass to the curb so I can go gets high wit da band

9. GOINí DOWN

ain't it funny how

everything gets fucked up once you take that hit?

ain't it funny how

everything seems to go to shit once you take that hit?

goin' down, goin' down hard, baby

goin' down, goin' down hard

ain't it funny how your problems always

seem to get worse once you take that hit?

ain't it funny how your real friends seems

to dissappear once you take that hit?

goin' down, goin' down hard, baby

goin' down, goin' down hard

ain't gonna quit Ďtil my problems go away,

but they always seem to stay

now I'm hittin' everyday

10. I CANíT BELIEVE I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU

I can't believe I fell in love with you

you're the ugliest girl I've ever seen

you smoke, you drink, you do drugs and you stink

I can't believe I fell in love with you

you ain't got no money and you can't sing

and the worst thing, baby, you're just like me

I can't stand the things you say

your way's the only way

you think you're always right, gotta win every fight

you know-it-all, seen-it-all, done-it-all, got-it-all, too

I can't stand the things you do

your cocky sarcastic attitude

you think youíre so bright, hip, cool, outta sight

you think everybody wants to be just like you

I canít stand your whiney voice

and your condesending tone, it sure annoys me

you hate my friends Ďcause they all hate you

as a matter of fact, now they all hate me, too

I can't stand the way you live

you take, take, take and never give

you're a stressed out sugar freak

you only shower once a week

you think you're so deep

but you're really just a spaced out big geek

11. JESUS

I wandered all my days always contemplating ways

to bring some meaning to the reason of my life

but every road I turned down every lesson that I learned

it never left me understanding all my strife

but once while I was wandering and all the while

still pondering it came to be a very holy night

I walked into a door where I'd been many times before

but I knew right then I had finally seen the light

I found Jesus, he works at Taco Bellģ

he's 'bout five feet tall with straight black hair

and he don't speak English too well

I found Jesus, and it only took one look

and with one bite of my taco I knew

God's one hell of a cook

he asked to take my order with a voice straight from the border

name tag glowing, matching polyester pants

I thought maybe I should ask for something that's very good

'cause this could be my one and only holy chance

I ordered up some peace on Earth

good will towards men for all it's worth

and happiness, he blessed me when I sneezed

and then not trying to be mean suggested a Taco Supremeģ

I said to him, "yes, with no lettuce please."

he consecrates each taco as he blesses every shell

just don't use too much hot sauce or

you'll think you've gone to hell

12. GONNA KILL MY BOSS

today's the day, everything goes my way

everybody here is gonna do what I say

cuz I'm taking over for awhile

Ďtil the cops arrive

and take me away with a great big smile

I'm gonna kill my boss today

I'm gonna kill my boss today

cuz being in jail has got to be

better than working for you

today's the day, I'm gonna kill my boss

today's the day, I'm gonna have some fun

everybody here is gonna see me come undone

as I put some bullets in his head

until my boss is dead, really deadÖreally, really dead

I'm gonna kill my boss today

I'm gonna kill my boss today

cuz going to prison can't possibly be

worse than working for you

today's the day, I'm gonna kill my boss

meet the new boss!!!

13. WAITING FOR YOU

I'd like to hear your voice today

but I don't know what I would say

if I called and he picked up the phone

he'd probably have a heart attack

he'd probably wanna kick my ass

if he knew what's been going on

why don't you just do what you know you should do?

so I can do what I think you want me to do, to you

I don't wanna keep sitting here waiting for you

but if I have to

I don't wanna keep sitting here waiting for you

but if that's what I gotta do, Iíll do it for you

he doesn't do a thing for you

he says he's not in love with you

but you stay with him anyway

and you don't deserve to be

miserable at 23

and you know, you should be with me

14. BLAH BLAH BLAH

donít wanna know what to do

Ďcause I know already

and Iím not afraid of telliní you

donít wanna know what is real

Ďcause I know already

and Iím gonna tell you how you feel

waste time in my own mind, I find

sometimes all my insights are blind

itís a real tough thing knowiní everything

I only dream Ďcause Iím inbetween

Ďcause I have no means Ďcause

I donít know what Iím talkiní about

I always lie Ďcause I never try

Ďcause I donít know why Ďcause

I donít know what Iím talking about

donít wanna know what to say

Ďcause I know already

and youíre gonna see it my way

donít wanna know what to see

Ďcause I know already

and Iím gonna tell you how to be

only my opinion counts at all

only my revision counts at all

16. YOU ARE JUST A BITCH

I've been thinking about what you said

about me always messing with your head

well, I usually wouldn't act like this

see, I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

I don't know if you can see

all the stupid little things you do to me

just to even hear your voice can trip my switch

see, I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

you always say that I'm so rude

and you really don't care for my attitude

and you carry on as if I give a shit

see, I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

you only get what you deserve

and with me you happen to bring out my worst

and it makes me laugh when you get so pissed

Ďcause I wouldn't be a dick

if you weren't such a bitch

why do you gotta corner me?

can't you see you're turning me

into someone I'd rather not be?

but, it comes so naturally!

Iím not a dick, you are just a bitch!

17. CALL ME

when everything crumbles

when everything falls

when everyone stumbles and tears at your walls

when every day seems like the next one is too far away

when every day's sorrow

when every day's pain

when every tomorrow brings nothing but rain

when every day seems like youíre lost, you can't find your way

just call me and I'll be there

if all of your worries

if all of your fears

if all off your hurries bring nothing but tears

if every step forward takes you farther back than before

if no one's around you

if no one can stand

if no one steps forward and holds out their hand

if anytime you think it's over, you can't take no more

just call me and I'll be there

if everyone's left and

when everything's gone

if no one's behind you to carry you on

when everything hurts so much you wish it all would just end

when everything's problems

if it's all your fault

when everything's open I'll cover it all

if you feel you're here all alone, I'm always your friend

just call me and I'll be there